Adult Crew Shaken not Stirred Socks

They say you can judge a man by the drink in his hand. We say, you can judge a man by the socks on his feet. These socks say: stick with me and you're in for a classy evening. Also, no one should be surprised when he orders his drink thusly: "Martini...gin martini."

Approximately fits men's shoe size 7-13 and women's size 6-10